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BOUNCER MIKE: Yeah, but you know what? You gotta work hard. If you wanna make
more money you gotta work harder. I put in 14 hours a day and make okay money. It's not great, it's only minimum wage, but around
the clock that all adds up. There's plenty of opportunity out there, you
just gotta go for it. Anyone who can't find a job these days is a total f**kin' loser. |
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COLLEGE STUDENT: Employment in this country has gone to hell. You can't find a job
anythere that pays well unless you have a degree or certification of some sort. It's all about the New World Order taking over.
Every business that makes money crosses into it, and it is affected by it. You can't escape it. You just have to live with
the fact that mediocrity is in control and that they're trying to force all of us from the middle class on down to work around the
clock at nothing jobs just so that we can live failed lives. |
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MR. BIG BIZ: Our company's fourth quarter earnings were robust. We've even added
a thousand new jobs. We're offering entry-level opportunities for young men and women fresh out of college. Our internship program
is the perfect match to a college degree. Do what your heart loves and the money will follow. We'll pay you when we think you're ready
to make money.
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JENNIFER: I was on Craigslist the other day looking for a job...because I've been unemployed for awhile now...and there was nothing. I mean nothing that I would do. Even though they break it down into
categories, every job was a commission-only sales gig. Nobody wants to pay anybody anything anymore. They just want you to be a slave for peanuts. They want you to bring them a pile of cash and then you can keep a few bucks for yourself. They also want you to know Word, Excel, Powerpoint and a bunch of programs that cost thousands of dollars to learn. Screw that. That's not capitalism, that's crapitalism. |
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MADAM OF THE PLANETS: I dare not make another prediction, for I have been wrong too often. But let me just say this is the weirdest era I've ever seen when it comes to work. Every single work at home offer on Craigslist is a frickin' scam. If the ad says you'll make over $2000, that means you have to pay $2000 and hope
some other clown pays you $2000. I fell for it once, but never again. |
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COOL LEE: I don't know why more people don't do what I do. I lost my job a few
months back so then I saw an online classified ad that said I could make $2000 a sale. So I answered it and all I really had
to do was buy into their program for $2000. Now I'm only one sale away from breaking even. Just think, once the money starts
rolling in, I'll be making $2000 a day. |
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GOOFBALL GREG: Yeah, I'm the dude who keeps running all those scam ads that say
you can make $2000 a sale. So far I've had a couple of morons fall for it, so I'm up $4000. The secret to the scam is you
gotta talk to morons in their own language. You see, morons think that somewhere out there there's a job that lets you make
thousands of dollars in the comfort of your home without a boss or a schedule and with no experience or any effort.
Anyone with a brain knows that fascism has taken over and the only real jobs that pay anything...are the ones that treat you like...
a slave for peanuts. |