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UNKNOWN SKEPTIC: Super Tuesday narrowed down the Presidential race on the Republican side. Now we know the next President is not going to be a Mormon. As far as the Democrats, I almost think it
doesn't matter. I think Clinton and Obama are tearing each other apart, which can only help John McCain, who is
really the third coming of Bush. Don't be surprised in November if everything stays the same and the world continues
to get Bushwacked. |
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MR. BIG BIZ: Super Tuesday was the obvious surprise of the week. All of us on Wall Street
knew New York would win the big game. It looks like McCain has this whole thing locked up. Romney would have made a great
leader because of his business experience, but McCain is the one who is more clear on the direction he wants to take this
country. As long as there's a war, my oil and defense portfolio is making money. So go McCain! |
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JENNIFER: I think Obama is the story of the week, the way he keeps spooking Hillary
in the primaries. A year ago she was easily the front-runner of the whole Presidential race but now her campaign seems
to have a much more uphill battle. People like Obama because he's a better speaker and he seems more confident even
though he has absolutely no relevant experience to speak of. Hillary blew it by supporting the war and now everyone,
including myself, thinks she's phoney baloney. |
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GOOFBALL GREG: I bet all my money on the New England Patriots, that they would have a
perfect season and be undefeated. For some reason I thought they were the greatest team of all time but then they lose
to some lame underdog wildcard team. That must be embarrassing, to get your ass kicked by a bunch of nobodies that
nobody has ever heard of. A few years ago Eli Manning was the worst quarterback and now he wins the Super Bowl? The Patriots are done. Next season I'm betting against them every game. |
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WORKER JOE: I was happy to see the Giants pull off the big upset, especially
after it was learned that the Patriots were spying on teams in other Super Bowls. The Patriots aren't that good, they
just win a lot. My team is still the Niners and since they've still won the most Super Bowls, the Niners dynasty has been
protected. That's all that matters to me. As far as the Presidential election, everyone in it can go to hell unless they
can get me a better job with better pay. I'm no fool. I've been around long enough to know that that ain't gonna happen. |
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COLLEGE STUDENT: This election sucks. Obama is okay but he has no experience, which is exactly
why he won't get elected. The only ones who get elected anymore are New World Order candidates. That's why it's no surprise
that the next President will either be Clinton or McCain. I really wish a third party would step up. All it takes is a billionaire who can pay for a bunch of TV ads and maybe America still has hope. Otherwise, this election will have the same
outcome as the Super Bowl in which, once again, mediocrity wins. |
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MADAM OF THE PLANETS: Now that all my predictions have been proven false in recent years,
I'm taking a backseat in this election. I'm not going to worry about it, because I know in the big picture of the galaxy and
the universe, our alien friends in outer space do not care who ends up being President of any given country. The question is, are we strong enough to accept who their leaders are? But what if their leaders are really our true leaders after all?
I would be able to sleep a lot better at night if I knew that were the case. |