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COMMON CREEPS by Alex Cosper

Who do you think will win the 2008 Presidential Election? (11/2/08)

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BOUNCER MIKE: McCain. He's the comeback kid. Even California and New York will flip to McCain.
COLLEGE STUDENT: People want change. Bush wrecked the nation and we can't let his buddies stay in. Obama will be declared the winner early.
MR. BIG BIZ: Gotta go with lower taxes. I don't see strength in re-distribution, so I'll go with the candidate most likely to preserve capitalism, and that is Mr. McCain.
JENNIFER: McCain is too tied in with Bush, who took all our rights away. He's too much of a Socialist. It should be an easy win for Obama.
MADAM OF THE PLANETS: Obama will win by an electoral landslide. The planets have had enough and so they will make a much stronger statement this time. Obama will win and a new era of time and space will begin.
COOL LEE: I don't think it matters who wins. In fact, I'll be watching reruns of I Love Lucy that night.
GOOFBALL GREG: I think somehow McCain will just take it. I think it's not even a real election. I think the media decides who wins and it's always some kind of shocker. That's the only way they can get good ratings.











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