| respondent |
quote |
 |
GW BULLSH: As far as I know, global warming doesn't really exist. It's just a conspiracy theory that liberal environmentalist
extremists have come up with to try to bring down big polluters - ur um I mean big corporations that support Republican causes. |
 |
UNKNOWN SKEPTIC: I think it deserves a lot more attention than what the current administration is giving it. If we don't do something in the near future - we may not have a future. Granted, the Earth's temperature has only increased 5 degrees in the past hundred years. But at an exponential rate that could prove devastating within the next thirty years. We need to shift from an oil-based economy to a renewable energy-based economy sometime in our lifetime.
Sorry I could not think of something funny to say, but this is a very serious topic. |
 |
COOL LEE: Ah, I don't worry about global warming. I believe President Bush has already proven that there's not enough evidence
to support the theory of global warming. Therefore, chances are it doesn't exist and we can all sleep at night without worrying that the Earth is going to
melt away by the next morning.
|
 |
MR. BIG BIZ: Global warming is a silly notion for people who don't have anything better to do but to dredge up these horror stories, designed to disrupt the flow of corporate culture. As far as I'm concerned, the more corporate our nation gets, the stronger it will drive the markets. Can you imagine shutting down oil companies and putting a ban on automobiles just to please a few obstructionists? Good thing we've got oil investors running this country,
which completely nullifies the influence of these communist types. |
 |
JENNIFER: Global warming is very real and we need to do something about this right away. The polar caps are melting and the
ocean temperature is rising, which might explain some of these terrible hurricanes and tsunamis of the past year. It's all because of greenhouse gases caused by the burning of fossil fuels. I'm doing my part by boycotting oil. Something tells me, though, that the brainwashed public is too dumb to follow my lead. |
 |
BROKER BOB: Oh, yeah, like there's any money to be made in preserving the environment. Give me a break. All the big money is
in destroying the environment. Therefore, it doesn't matter if global warming exists or not. All that matters is we load up our portfolios on energy companies
that make millions on contributing to environmental destruction. |
 |
SKULL MADISON: I have the perfect solution for global warming. Let's round up all the scientists, the liberals and the whiners
who complain about global warming and put them in a giant concentration camp. Betcha the problem goes away real quick and we can get back to the business of
building the New World Order. |
 |
COLLEGE STUDENT: Anyone who thinks there's no such thing as global warming is obviously as dumb as Bush and doesn't know how to read. It's a total mind control game going on with society right now, and unfortunately the anti-science whackers are winning at the moment. It's going to take a lot of educating to get this country to wake up to reality. It could very well be a lost cause, since it's easier to buy into lies and not do anything than to actually work toward a solution. |