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MR. BIG BIZ: I'd say "thank you, Mr. Trump, for the opportunity" and then I'd offer him
a deal to consider. For example, we could do some trade agreements with some of my offshore businesses. I could provide
a staff of cheap labor overseas. We could show him some creative accounting tricks. All of this, of course, would be
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JENNIFER: I doubt I would even be a candidate in the first place. I don't fit the description of a corporate weasel, so I'm sure I'd be eliminated early on. Plus I'm not a sleaze. Don't get me wrong, I love sex, but not as compromise. So if you're asking would I whore myself out...no, especially not for someone that looks like a manikan from
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JACK OF ALL TRADES: I'd demand him to re-evaluate the situation. I mean I can do just about anything. Just show me what to do and I'll do it. One thing I'm not, though, is a kiss ass. So if he expects someone to say
"yes, Mr. Trump, you're the greatest" everytime I have a chance to back-stab someone else, I'm not the guy. I like to be my own boss, because I'm smarter than most people, so he needs to understand that. |
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GREY DAVIDSON: I'd probably crack a joke about it, since I'm obviously not a
serious candidate to begin with. For example, I might accuse him of being part of a right wing conspiracy and then quickly back away from that since I'm kind of a right wing liberal if that makes any sense. I mean I say one thing and do the opposite. But even so, I'm easily bought off - I mean easily persuaded to do whatever the big boys want, so I would think that would be a plus under the Donald. |
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QUEEN JEAN: I would say, "Donald, darling, can we work this out over a drink at my place tonight?" And he'd say "Jean, honey, I'm already taken but please talk me into it anyway." After a wonderful night of drink and dance I have no doubt he would see it my way. And if he still wouldn't be responsive, I'd say "Donald, darling, you can't have it both ways. I am after all, tabloid material." |
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DAVE THE ATTORNEY: I'd definitely threaten a lawsuit. From my experience, the best way to intimidate someone is to threaten them with a lawsuit. It doesn't matter what the charge is, I'd work out the details later. I'm well acquainted with the legal system, and believe me, it's not about arriving at the truth. In fact, truth gets one into trouble, too often in court. It's all about perceptions and the art of words. It's like a boxing match with wits instead of gloves except it can go for a lot more rounds. It's fun to play with the law, that's how I make my living. |
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COLLEGE STUDENT: I'd be humble but I wouldn't just leave without asking a series
of investigative questions. Like, what makes you think I lack experience? Why wouldn't you listen to what the younger generation thinks as opposed to the old school corporate world that has proven to be a failure? What makes you think you're so successful, when your business is deep in debt? Why do you get to do your own show and not someone with a better track record? Is your ego so big that you have to fire people? Why not just say something more humanitarian like "I can't hire you at this time but I'll keep your resume on file?" |
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BRUTUS JONES: I'd remind him I carry a concealed weapon. I'm kidding, I wouldn't shoot the sucker but I'd play with him a little. It could get ugly but I don't think a dork like that is worth losing my mind over. I don't care about money or a job, I just want respect. So if he said it nicely, I wouldn't have a big problem. But if he said it like a jerk and pointed his fingers at me, I could see myself getting violent. It's not like I'm a madman, I'm just unpredictable and I think everyone's gotta respect everyone or there could be hell to pay. |
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GOOFBALL GREG: Gee, I'd probably call him a name and walk out. I'd probably already have a list of names already planned out like feather head, rat-face, silly old swinger, wannabe stud, high class ass, Frankenstein wigmaster or something along those lines. |