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GW BULLSH (R): Bush wins in a very close race. He'll win both
the popular vote and the electoral vote and it will be undisputed. Republicans will maintain both
houses of Congress and basically the world will be saved from terror. |
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UNKNOWN SKEPTIC (D): Kerry will win both the popular vote and the
electoral vote but Bush somehow will remain President. |
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CANDY (R): Bush will win no problem. I've been following the electoral
map based on polls and all Bush needs to do to close out will be to pick up Pennsylvania or Michigan.
I think Bush is the second greatest President of all time, right behind his father, who I voted for
twice, plus twice for him when he was VP. Yeah, the Bush family certainly has outshined the Kennedy
family the last 24 years. And I see it lasting at least another 12 years because you know Jebby's next. |
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COOL LEE (I): I haven't been following the polls too closely but I'm
definitely voting for whoever is running against Bush. I might even vote Green Party just to be different. |
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HARRY S (D): You wait. All those conservative newspapers will have pre-printed copies
saying "Bush Defeats Kerry" even though people will have already found out that it was the other way around. |
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DJ YOYO JO-Z (D): Kerry's gonna win big time. I should know because I'm never wrong.
I win at all my picks. The reason Kerry's gonna win is because Bush can't dance. He's got two right feet that keep
trippin' over each other. |
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MR. BIG BIZ (R): Oh, without a doubt, Bush will be re-elected Tuesday night. He'll
simply clean up all the battleground states. He'll win Florida, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Michigan and even former
Democratic strongholds such as Iowa, Wisconsin, New Jersey and Hawaii. Except for 92 and 96, I've been accurate
in predicting presidential elections since 1980. |
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JENNIFER (I): I'm voting for Kerry not because he's going to change much of anything,
but to punish Bush for his reckless presidency that has led to some of the worst conditions in my lifetime. He's done
a horrible job with the economy, with the Iraq fiasco, the environment and human rights issues. Kerry and Bush are buddies
from Yale. I do think Kerry is smarter and more qualified. By the way, according to the electoral map I checked today,
Kerry should end up with about 288 electoral votes. |
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BROKER BOB (D): I admit I've voted Republican all my life, but this time I have to
vote for the Democrat. I hate to say it, but the economy greatly underperformed during the Bush administration, just
as it did during the Papa Bush years. It was nice to hear about the additional oil reserves this week, which drove the
markets wild, but it's just too little too late. I've researched the history of the stock market and the greatest growth
was during the Clinton years. Aside from over-speculation on inflated earnings reports, I have to attribute that growth to
his economic plan. Come on, folks, the numbers don't lie. |
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SKULL MADISON (R): Bush will win big. It'll be so big there will finally be a mandate
to speed up the New World Order, which Papa Bush so cleverly crafted. Then my lifelong dream will be realized - to be
part of an empire that rules the world. We came close with Nixon. Ford kind of fumbled, although I supported him over
Jimmy Peanut-head. Ha ha, then of course I supported Bush for the 12 years he held office - Reagan was just a movie star
figurehead, Bush always set policy. Was disturbed throughout the Clinton years, but I think we all recovered with Dubya.
I think he'll win every state including California and New York. It will be the biggest landslide of all time. |
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COLLEGE STUDENT (I): Well, I supported Nader last time, which turned out to be a mistake
just because I was unaware that the whole thing is rigged by Democrats and Republicans. They got it so that if a third party candidate were to split the electoral vote three ways so that no one had over half the votes, then the vote goes to the House of Representatives, which is controlled by either Democrats or Republicans. I finally realized from hearing Michael Moore talk in an interview that you just gotta vote for the opposition party most likely to win, otherwise you're just weakening
the incumbent's opposition. Anyway, Kerry is my man and that's who I think will win, probably with 315 electoral votes. |
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JOHN SKERRY (D): I see Kerry making a big sweep in the battleground states. They say most
undecided voters favor the challenger 2-1. Because of that, we'll see Kerry pick up Ohio and we may lose New Mexico
but we'll pick up Colorado. As for Florida, who the hell knows? I don't think it'll matter, but it would be nice to
see Florida correct last election's embarrassment. I predict Kerry will give his victory speech before midnight East Coast time. |
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MADAM OF THE PLANETS (I): I checked with my astrologer and it seems that there will be
a state of confusion...no winner will emerge...there will be disagreement not only in Florida, but in several other states
including Ohio, Pennsylvania, Michigan, New Jersey, Wisconsin and Iowa...it will resemble what happened in 2000 except
it will be more drawn out and it will create a growing outrage and division between people...it will be the first sign
that an alien intervention is needed to set Earth back on track. |
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GOOFBALL GREG (R): You know, I'm pretty sure it'll be Bush because he's the greatest President we've ever had. Thanks to him the only ones unemployed are the losers, plus we won the wars in Afghanistan
and Iraq, plus the war on terror. Bush has turned this country around and made the rest of the world fear and respect us. If this freak Kerry gets in with his global test rhetoric, that's it, I'm moving to England. Luckily, I don't think people are that stupid to put a liar in the White House. |
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GUSTY (I): I'm still undecided as usual. Even after I vote I still don't know if I made
the right choice or not because it seems like every politician lets me down no matter what. Usually I flip a coin but since I'm considering Nader this time, and I don't have a three-sided coin, maybe I'll go bowling and just pretend I'm Bush the first game, then Kerry the second game and then Nader the third. Whoever gets the highest score gets my vote. |